Your name might not be down but Oxford United and Accrington Stanley fans can use the tradesman's entrance marked with an Away sign.
Warning you made need a peg on your nose
Psssssssst!
Any of you Imps looking for a pick me Up?
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Fed up with seein' Impdom sigh and cry,
As another goal machine passes us by?
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Well chin up cherubs coz now its
Steve Tilson & Paul Brush's
Rhyme time
Also starring
Our loverbly favourite Uncle Bob and his fabulous new cheque book
CT - no Doorman but sortin' security, insurance & Youth
- Charlie Chester mystery investor -
Ashley Grimes who will allegedly chime both sides of half time.
Delboy 'Boat Race' Facey and his tank
Sourcerer Ali & his magic Carpet
Mad Mac's infamous crosses
A ref in a trench coat with vids calcs watches & more
Two Lino blokes with Flags eager to get in on the act
Cert U
This production is exclusive to Lincoln City Mad, largely because no one else wanted it and apparently the gags had been around so many times even Comedy central wouldn't touch them. A young morning wine & cider taster though that one was so funny he forgot to laugh and suggested that we should be on the stage - preferably the next one out of town.
£ Admission £
Will be on Tuesday 1/3 & Saturday 5/3 at Sincil Bank and don't worry if your not on the list they'll still let you in.
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