BARNACLES OF BOTCHILISM RETURNS - v Cheltenham

Last updated : 25 January 2011 By Kris P Bacon

 

Dare I say Humble Reader it is I again, Kris P Bacon, the Imp's most 
faithful and knowledgeable fan Rabbi with your delectation to talk 
about all things Imps and the Faithful.
In my 300 years supporting the only club in Lincolnshire, I have 
remained so barnaclistic at the way the club performs on and off the 
pitch to the Faithful who attend in all weathers.
Anyway we are not here to talk about all weathers, we are here to talk 
about the Mighty Imps, who play Cheltenham Rovers tonight in the 
Autowindscreens League Division Four, sponsored by Accurist.
The Cheltenham, who are nicknamed the Lawnmowers, have so far 
got 15 in the Onion bag at home at Gay Meadow this season, whereas they have allowed 13 other Faithful teams to score against them.
Their leading scorer is a chap called Thomas with 13 goals. For the 
Faithful to go to Cheltenhamshire tonight they must be sure that the 
Imp's own Jerry mouse will be wanting to chase him about this 
evening.  But anyway we are not here to talk about the Shrews, we are 
here to talk about the Mighty Imps.
The Mighty Imps will be going to The New Lawn hoping to dig a few 
holes in it and get the ball in the Onion Bag and keep it out the other 
end.  But is it ever this easy?  Of course it is if you are one of the Faithful, dare I say, don't forget that Oracle!
But mighty Faithful Imps, don't forget that the League table has been 
reversed due to a conspiracy involving tea leaves,  a handbag and a 
clipboard.  The Imps are top and a win tonight is promotion form.

Dare I say Humble Reader it is I again, Kris P Bacon, the Imp's most 
faithful and knowledgeable fan Rabbi with your delectation to talk 
about all things Imps and the Faithful.


In my 300 years supporting the only club in Lincolnshire, I have 
remained so barnaclistic at the way the club performs on and off the 
pitch to the Faithful who attend in all weathers.


Anyway we are not here to talk about all weathers, we are here to talk 
about the Mighty Imps, who play Cheltenham Rovers tonight in the 
Autowindscreens League Division Four, sponsored by Accurist.


The Cheltenham, who are nicknamed the Lawnmowers, have so far 
got 15 in the Onion bag at home at Gay Meadow this season,
whereas they have allowed 13 other Faithful teams to score against them.


Their leading scorer is a chap called Thomas with 13 goals. For the 
Faithful to go to Cheltenhamshire tonight they must be sure that the 
Imp's own Jerry mouse will be wanting to chase him about this 
evening.  But anyway we are not here to talk about the Shrews, we are 
here to talk about the Mighty Imps.


The Mighty Imps will be going to The New Lawn hoping to dig a few 
holes in it and get the ball in the Onion Bag and keep it out the other 
end.  But is it ever this easy?  Of course it is if you are one of the Faithful,
dare I say, don't forget to Page That Oracle!


But mighty Faithful Imps, don't forget that the League table has been 
reversed due to a conspiracy involving tea leaves,  a handbag and a 
clipboard.  The Imps are top and a win tonight is promotion form.