BARNACLES OF BOTCHILISM RETURNS - v Cheltenham
Last updated : 25 January 2011 By Kris P Bacon
Dare I say Humble Reader it is I again, Kris P Bacon, the Imp's most
faithful and knowledgeable fan Rabbi with your delectation to talk
about all things Imps and the Faithful.
In my 300 years supporting the only club in Lincolnshire, I have
remained so barnaclistic at the way the club performs on and off the
pitch to the Faithful who attend in all weathers.
Anyway we are not here to talk about all weathers, we are here to talk
about the Mighty Imps, who play Cheltenham Rovers tonight in the
Autowindscreens League Division Four, sponsored by Accurist.
The Cheltenham, who are nicknamed the Lawnmowers, have so far
got 15 in the Onion bag at home at Gay Meadow this season, whereas they have allowed 13 other Faithful teams to score against them.
Their leading scorer is a chap called Thomas with 13 goals. For the
Faithful to go to Cheltenhamshire tonight they must be sure that the
Imp's own Jerry mouse will be wanting to chase him about this
evening. But anyway we are not here to talk about the Shrews, we are
here to talk about the Mighty Imps.
The Mighty Imps will be going to The New Lawn hoping to dig a few
holes in it and get the ball in the Onion Bag and keep it out the other
end. But is it ever this easy? Of course it is if you are one of the Faithful, dare I say, don't forget that Oracle!
But mighty Faithful Imps, don't forget that the League table has been
reversed due to a conspiracy involving tea leaves, a handbag and a
clipboard. The Imps are top and a win tonight is promotion form.
Dare I say Humble Reader it is I again, Kris P Bacon, the Imp's most
faithful and knowledgeable fan Rabbi with your delectation to talk
about all things Imps and the Faithful.
In my 300 years supporting the only club in Lincolnshire, I have
remained so barnaclistic at the way the club performs on and off the
pitch to the Faithful who attend in all weathers.
Anyway we are not here to talk about all weathers, we are here to talk
about the Mighty Imps, who play Cheltenham Rovers tonight in the
Autowindscreens League Division Four, sponsored by Accurist.
The Cheltenham, who are nicknamed the Lawnmowers, have so far
got 15 in the Onion bag at home at Gay Meadow this season,
whereas they have allowed 13 other Faithful teams to score against them.
Their leading scorer is a chap called Thomas with 13 goals. For the
Faithful to go to Cheltenhamshire tonight they must be sure that the
Imp's own Jerry mouse will be wanting to chase him about this
evening. But anyway we are not here to talk about the Shrews, we are
here to talk about the Mighty Imps.
The Mighty Imps will be going to The New Lawn hoping to dig a few
holes in it and get the ball in the Onion Bag and keep it out the other
end. But is it ever this easy? Of course it is if you are one of the Faithful,
dare I say, don't forget to Page That Oracle!
But mighty Faithful Imps, don't forget that the League table has been
reversed due to a conspiracy involving tea leaves, a handbag and a
clipboard. The Imps are top and a win tonight is promotion form.