BARNACLES OF BOTCHILISM THE VERDICT - v Cheltenham

Last updated : 26 January 2011 By Kris P Bacon

 

Dare I say what a fantastic result it was last night for the Imps, 
coming back in our coaches, which used to be luxurious a few years 
ago but we thought, no, Imps fans don't want luxury, they want to be 
able to go from A to B and be offered sweets and crisps at the front, 
thats all they want.  Anyway, we aren't here to talk about coaches, 
well only those of a football variety!
On the way back from Worcestershiresauceshire, I noted that we had 
scored two goals and they had scored one.   The Faithful had those 
two goals in the onion bag, with the ex Manchester United striker 
Ashley Grimes, who must now be about 53 years old, but still a young 
one to me and the rest of the Faithful, doing his bit up front with his 
zimmer frame and Butter Candy.  I wonder what his Uncle Fred must 
be thinking too.
Talking of celebraties, I hear that the Mighty Imps new keeper, Trevor 
Manning, has a famous uncle.  Can't think who though because I 
don't really have much of a sense of humour, other than counting 
them in the onion bag and counting them out again!
But we aren't here to talk about famous uncles, we are here to talk 
about the Imps who are back at home again against Port Vale, that 
famous team from Bristol.   Vale signed one of the Imps Legends for 
the onion bag some years ago, Scott Eustace, for £250,000, who later 
went on for an illustrious period with Hinckley.  Vale's new Manager, 
Jim Garmin, has secured 4 great points in his 8 games with the club, 
so a win for Vale is odds on against the Mighty Imps.  I'm sure he wont need to navigate the back streets of Lincoln to get to the theatre of dreams at Sincil Bank!
So no coaches needed on Saturday for a game at Sincil Bank with the 
Faithful.  Up the Imps.

Dare I say what a fantastic result it was last night for the Imps, 
coming back in our coaches, which used to be luxurious a few years 
ago but we thought, no, Imps fans don't want luxury, they want to be 
able to go from A to B and be offered sweets and crisps at the front, 
thats all they want.  Anyway, we aren't here to talk about coaches, 
well only those of a football variety!

On the way back from Worcestershiresauceshire, I noted that we had 
scored two goals and they had scored one.   The Faithful had those 
two goals in the onion bag, with the ex Manchester United striker 
Ashley Grimes, who must now be about 53 years old, but still a young 
one to me and the rest of the Faithful, doing his bit up front with his 
zimmer frame and Butter Candy.  I wonder what his Uncle Fred must 
be thinking too.

Talking of celebs, I hear that the Mighty Imps new keeper, Trevor 
Manning, has a famous uncle.  Can't think who though because I 
don't really have much of a sense of humour, other than counting 
them in the onion bag and counting them out again!

But we aren't here to talk about famous uncles, we are here to talk 
about the Imps who are back at home again against Port Vale, that 
famous team from Bristol.   Vale signed one of the Imps Legends for 
the onion bag some years ago, Scott Eustace, for £250,000, who later 
went on for an illustrious period with Hinckley.  Vale's new Manager, 
Jim Garmin, has secured 4 great points in his 8 games with the club, 
so a win for Vale is odds on against the Mighty Imps.  I'm sure he wont
need to navigate the back streets of Lincoln to get to the theatre of dreams
at Sincil Bank!

So no coaches needed on Saturday for a game at Sincil Bank with the 
Faithful.  Up the Imps.