Join The Church of Cabbage

Last updated : 10 November 2009 By Peter Cabbage Muxlow

Church of the Cabbage. Not your classic fans group, but for Imps fans in the FA Cup, becoming a disciple of the C of C can help spur our team to victory.


A group of hearty fans managed to get a cabbage into the game against Telford, and were brandishing the rather surreal effigy of our counties produce when the Imps went 1-0 up. Sadly for the C of C’s the stewards removed the offending object from the stands.


Despite cries of ‘we want our cabbage back’ resonating around the ground, the green leafed idol was not returned, and Telford snatched an equaliser….


However salvation was at hand. The cabbage was returned and passed around the away end as if it had been touched by god himself. Indeed god himself did seem to smile on the followers of the cabbage, and the Imps scored twice.


Resounding chants of ‘we got our cabbage back’ rang out around the Bucks Head, as everyone got another touch of the vegetable. Shortly it was heading back up the M54 towards Lincolnshire with an FA Cup win under its leafy exterior.


So why are LCM telling you about this? Because the Church of Cabbage needs you. We need you to load up on our counties favourite veg (but not LCM’s. We like butternut squash) and get on the M62 on November 28th for the match with Northwich Victoria.


Live on ITV the Church of Cabbage will have a superb opportunity to show the world the way forward, and The Marston’s Stadium will be awash with cabbages of all shapes and sizes. Be there, for it will be akin to the second coming.