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FootyMAD >  LCM >  Miscellaneaous >  The Mascots  > Poacher claims respectable finish in 2004 Totesport Mascot Grand National
Poacher claims respectable finish in 2004 Totesport Mascot Grand National
Feature by Gary Hutchinson
Updated Tuesday, 28th September 2004
Imps mascot achieves great finish in the national!

The 2004 Totesport Mascot Grand National ended with a Northamptonshire non league outfit taking the first place, finally dislodging Chaddy The Owl from his two year winning streak.

The big news as far as The Imps were concerned was the high placing of our very own Poacher The Imp, coming a creditable 12th, and a massive 42 places higher than last years 54th place finish!

Poacher ran a good race after getting off to a relatively slow start, and found himself embroiled in a scrap with Cambridge Utds Marvin The Moose. Eventually Poacher managed to shake off his adversary and snatch his top 12 finish, narrowly being beaten by Finedon Volta other runner Eddles the Chicken!

The day started with Chaddy as hot favourite, followed by ‘home’ mascot Peter Burrow. Poacher came in as a 40-1 slot. However in the paddock Poacher looked in fine form dancing away to the new mascot theme tune.

Other mascots however became embroiled in controversy as often happens at the pinnacle of a mascot season. Sheff Utd’s Captain Blade was shadowing his opponent Chaddy the Owl following their battle last year. Bladie could have prevented Chaddy coming first last time round, but became distracted by the streaker. His attempts to unsettle the reigning champion consisted of shadowing his every move. It has even been reported that Chaddy was spotted leaving a mascot convenience closely trailed by the Captain!

As usual the battle for last place proved to be more interesting. Billy Brewer of Burton Albion certainly believed he had finished last on the day but appears to have been pipped in the official standings by Elvis J Eel of Southend. Last years loser Deepdale Duck of Preston North End managed a one place improvement!

The day was rounded off by the release of Rick Minters superb book ‘Mascots: Footballs Furry Friends’. The publication features many of the mascots competing, and is viewed by many as acknowledgement of the mascots important contribution to the football scene (copies available by contacting ecos@easynet.com).

The Final Standings

  1. Graham the Gorilla Ð Finedon Volta FC
  2. Chaddy the Owl Ð Oldham Athletic FC
  3. Foxy Ð Kularoos Raiders Plymouth
  4. Spytty the Dog Ð Newport County AFC
  5. Peter Burrow Ð Peterborough United
  6. Sammy the Stag Ð Mansfield Town FC
  7. Sammy the Shrimp Ð Southend United FC
  8. Terry the Terrier Ð Huddersfield Town AFC
  9. RockinÕ Robin Ð Swindon Town FC
  10. Sky Blue Sam Ð Coventry City FC
  11. Eddles the Chicken Ð Finedon Volta FC
  12. Poacher the Imp Ð Lincoln City FC
  13. Marvin the Moose Ð Cambridge United FC
  14. Eddie the Eagle Ð Essex County Cricket Club
  15. Spike the Road Safety Hedgehog Ð Cambridgeshire County Council
  16. Tippus Tailus Ð Tailus Industries
  17. Moonchester Ð Man City FC
  18. Whaddney the Robin Ð Cheltenham Town FC
  19. Hungry Horse Ð Hungry Horse
  20. Monty the Lamb Ð Hendon FC
  21. Pee Tee Ð Partick Thistle Junior Jags
  22. Wolfie Ð Wolverhampton Wanderers
  23. Blondie Dog Ð Davids Animal Feeds
  24. Pilgrim Pete Ð Plymouth FC
  25. Jude the Cat Ð Queens Park Rangers FC
  26. Mr Magpie Ð Notts County
  27. Paddy the Guide Dog Ð Guide Dogs for the Blind
  28. Billy Bantam Ð Bradford City FC
  29. Superhound Ð Peterborough Grey Hound Stadium
  30. KC Kat Ð Woking FC
  31. Brewster the Bear Ð Brewsters Restaurants
  32. Terry Bytes Ð Fulham FC
  33. Captain Blade Ð Sheffield United FC
  34. Riot Bunny Ð Tailus Industries
  35. Scunny Bunny Ð Scunthorpe United
  36. Dusty Miller Ð Rotherham United
  37. Doo Wap Ð Doo Wap
  38. Alice the Eagle Ð Crystal Palace
  39. Gunnersaurus Rex Ð Arsenal
  40. Clarence the Dragon Ð Northampton Town FC
  41. Yorkie the Lion Ð York City FC
  42. Chester the Bear Ð Chesnut Tree House ChildrenÕs Hospice
  43. May Gurney Busy Bee Ð May Gurney
  44. Theo the Wyvern Ð Leyton Orient
  45. Hugo the Hound Ð Huntingdon Racecourse
  46. Mavis the Sun Donkey Ð The Sun
  47. Freddy the Fox Ð Halifax Town
  48. City Gent Ð Bradford City
  49. Benny Buck Ð AFC Telford
  50. Captain Canary Ð Norwich City
  51. Che Rabbit Ð Che Magazine
  52. Mrs Magpie Ð Notts County
  53. Billy Brewer Ð Burton Albion FC
  54. Deepdale Duck Ð Preston North End
  55. Elvis J Eel Ð Southend United


    Poacher makes his way down the one furlong (1/8th mile) course
















Poacher with bitter rivals Chaddy and Captian Blade
Eventual winner Graham the Gorilla with Poacher and an 11th placed chicken
Poacher confirms entry in the 2004 Totesport Mascot Grand National >>
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Poacher The Imp - A brief history >>
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